then she let us in & L & I were in the foyer of the building. Getting in was simple. Even with ski masks on, the lady let us in. It was winter, after all, & we had the appearance of a lovely couple that had quiet dinners in DUMBO together while watching cliché rom-coms on valentine's day. the hour before we got there, I fucked her in the alley cuz she was nervous as fuck & kept tugging at my jacket toward her. it's like her ritual. when we're at home, she pulls me toward her like she can't wait for dessert to come out so she goes into the back to get the pastry 

only nasty public sex could fix her (and it did)

but no one opens the door for the crusty alley sex couple, so we were in character

we went to the second floor, & the one camera in the corner of the corridor was fixed to the ceiling. the ski masks covered our faces, but I still looked at it. I gave it a v sign. then we picked the lock of the office. there was no security guard, but we could not assume the absence of 24/7 security observing the cameras. if we could not pick the lock, we would just spray the front with political slogans

we broke in & we trashed the place. I took some documents from the office that looked important, zoning stuff, approvals, etc. something to leak to the press. the plan was to make this bitch resign. then she grabbed my hand and said "this is so much fun I wish we could